I Really Like Your Sideburns

If you read my other story regarding Twilight, you will know that the franchise brings out the crazy in a lot of teenage girls. One day, I was working with one of my guy co-workers. He was on cash and I was working on something on a computer at the back of the cash station. We had a bunch of Twilight merchandise at the counter, including stickers, keychains and buttons.

This girl came up to the cash with a couple of her friends and proceeded to lean inapproaitely on the counter staring at my co-worker. She picked up one of the Twilight stickers and turned to him and said, "Can I have this". He laughed a little bit and said no and thought she would leave.

She didn't.

She kept holding the sticker and then said, "I really like your sideburns. They're great. Really sexy. Can I have the sticker now?"

He laughed again and looked at me before turning to her and saying no again. This girl who super persistent, so she turned to him again and said "Your teeth too, you've got great teeth,"

Looking puzzled, he asked her "Really? I have great teeth? I have SMOKER'S teeth... there's not really anything great about them..."

She replied to him again, "Well I think you have a great teeth, but I still really like your sideburns. There's a guy at your other location who has great sideburns too. He gave me a sticker for free when I told him how great his sideburns were,"

"Well you can't have a sticker for free here," he said and the girl finally left.

I later talked to the guy who she spoke of at our other location who remembered this crazy girl and told me what had really happened and told me that he had given her a sticker that they were going to throw out because it was ripped or something.