His Sunglasses Were BIIIIG!

I find that some people in retail just really want someone to talk to, and most days if you're working... that's you. While I was on cash not too long ago, this man came into the store and bought some items. There was no one else in the line, so I guess he took this as a cue to just talk to me about whatever. He rambled on about a bunch of things like taxes, plastic bag surcharges, elections... yadda yadda. Then out of the blue, he just started talking about the last time he had been in the mall I work in and the following conversation went a little like this:

"I used to come to this mall all the time! It's great, isn't it? So the last time I was here, I was sitting in the food court eating my lunch when all of a sudden I look up from my food and see this man in BIIIIIIIIIG sunglasses. I mean, they were big. They practically covered his WHOLE face! Who needs sunglasses THAT big?! He also had a hat on that was all the way down his face to where the sunglasses were! So I was curious about how this guy was gonna eat his food, because seriously, his glasses covered his WHOLE face! So I watched him! And then all of a sudden, he took off his glasses and guess who it was?! GUESS! It was BRUCE WILLIS! He was in the mall filming Die Hard 2! Can you believe that?"

When this guy was telling the story, he kind of made it seem like the last time he was in the mall was like last week and then when he said he saw Bruce Willis filming Die Hard 2, I was kinda like... Oh. Haha...